I felt bloated for 264 days. I busted the button on my favorite pair of jeans. My feet ached constaintly. I got stretchmarks all over that the coco butter will not fade. I gained over 30 pounds. I endured morning sickness every morning for the first 3 months. I didn’t get much sleep because I couldn’t sleep on my stomach.. I craved boston cream donuts on a regular bases. I couldn’t go more than 30 minutes without having to go to the bathroom. It took me 4 hours to put the crib together. I constaintly worried about anything and everything. I began to woddel instead of walk. I cried over tiny things, like spilt milk. I was in labor for 14 painful hours. But he was worth every bit of it.
Oliver “Ollie” Winston Cyr
Born October 27th, 2010
You mean all semester you've been either carrying or delivering a baby and dealing with a newborn???
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! And if I ever have a secret I need kept secret, I'll tell it to you first.
Apart from the surprise factor, this is a good piece, funny, rich in detail--submit it to the Eyrie if you like (before 12/10)